10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.