10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."