10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)