10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."