10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.