10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.