10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson