10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon