10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."