10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.