10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)