10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
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- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth