10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."