10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.