10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson