10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.