10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- It's Free To Fold...
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."