10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm