10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes