10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers