10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.