10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.