10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.