10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..