10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!