10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."