10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.