10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester