10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester