10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare