10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."