10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.