10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth