10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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