10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.