10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus