10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi