10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha