10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd