10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers