10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.