10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.