10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave