10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.