10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters