10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth