10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.