10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.