10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson