10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."